Apple Event & Elon Biography

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2️⃣ This Morning’s Two Reports:

  • 🍎 Apple Event Recap

  • 📖 Elon Musk Biography Summary

✂️ Market Snippet

  • DOW: 🔽 0.051% (34,645.99)

  • S&P 500: 🔽 0.57% (4,461.90)

  • NASDAQ: 🔽 1.04% (13,773.61)

  • BTC: 🔼 2.95% (25,893.70)

  • ETH: 🔼 2.95% (1,595.25)

*Stock numbers as of market close, cryptocurrency as of 7:25pm EST yesterday.

🍎 Apple Event Recap

Apple kicked off its annual fall event with a bang 💥, unveiling a slew of new products that are sure to set the tech world abuzz. Here's a quick rundown of the highlights:

  • iPhone 15: New camera, new colors, same price. 📸🎨

  • iPhone 15 Plus: Bigger screen, bigger battery, bigger fun! 📱🔋

  • iPhone 15 Pro: Titanium alloy body, Action button, and a pro-level camera. 💪📸

  • iPhone 15 Pro Max: Telephoto zoom for the win! 🔭🔍

  • Apple Watch 9: Faster, more efficient, and ready to track your every move. 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️

  • Apple Watch Ultra 2: New watch faces for adventurers who like to go the extra mile. ⛰️🌊

  • Dynamic Island: A new way to interact with your iPhone. 🪄📱

  • USB-C charging: Finally! AirPods can now use USB-C too. 🔌🎧

  • 3D video recording: Only on the iPhone 15 Pro. 🎥🤯

  • Apple Vision Pro: Watch 3D videos on your new iPhone 15 Pro. 👓👀

TL;DR ⏳: New iPhones, Apple Watches, and AirPods with exciting features and USB-C charging. 📱 3D video recording on the iPhone 15 Pro.

📖 Elon Musk Biography Summary

Elon Musk: Tesla, SpaceX, and the Quest for a Fantastic Future by Walter Isaacson was published yesterday. The book delves into the life and work of Elon Musk, the visionary entrepreneur behind Tesla, SpaceX, and other groundbreaking companies. 🚀 Here are some of the most intriguing revelations from the book:

  1. Musk may be on the autism spectrum. He has said that he was "never actually diagnosed as a kid," but that he's "sure he's right." 🧩 He displays some characteristics associated with autism, such as difficulty picking up social cues.

  2. Musk has a very dark side. His former partner, Grimes, said that he is "attracted to chaotic evil." 😈 She also said that he demanded that she shame him for being fat. Musk has a history of making offensive and inflammatory remarks.

  3. Musk wasn't happy when he became the richest person on earth. He was "throwing up and stricken with excruciating stomach pain." 🤢 He seems to be constantly driven to achieve more, even if it means sacrificing his own well-being.

TL;DR ⏳: Elon Musk is a weird, brilliant, and sometimes scary guy. 🤯 His new biography is a fascinating read.

⚡ 10 Headlines: BulletList Roundup

  1. ⚖️ McCarthy demands Biden's impeachment

  2. 🚨 Armed fugitive still on the loose in Pennsylvania

  3. 🤖 Tech giants vow to create safe AI at White House

  4. 💰 Powerball jackpot reaches record heights

  5. 💊 Popular decongestant deemed ineffective by FDA

  6. ☄️ Comet Nishimura to make rare appearance

  7. 🐊 Crocodiles escape during Chinese floods

  8. 🍷 Portuguese town flooded by red wine

  9. 💊 Opioid shipments decline despite overdose crisis

  10. 🚀 NASA astronaut sets new record for longest spaceflight

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