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FTX is Dumber & Biden's $105 Billion Request
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2️⃣ This Morning’s Two Reports:
🤡 FTX Trial is Dumb and Dumber
💰 Biden Requests $105 Billion for Global Security
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🤡 FTX Trial is Dumb and Dumber
In a surprising twist, prosecutors in the trial against FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried are comparing defense arguments to scenes from the classic comedy "Dumb and Dumber." 😂 The defense claims that FTX clients had a "credit" even if the actual funds weren't in their accounts. Sound familiar? That's because Jim Carrey's character once said IOUs are “as good as money.” 💼💸
TL;DR ⏳: Prosecutors in the Bankman-Fried trial say the defense's argument is like saying IOUs in a briefcase are just as valuable as real cash, referencing a hilarious scene from "Dumb and Dumber." ❌
💰 Biden Requests $105 Billion for Global Security
President Joe Biden is putting his chips on the table, requesting a whopping $105 billion for security aid that spans from Ukraine and Israel to our own U.S. southern border. 🌏 Most of the budget, over $61 billion, is eyed for Ukraine, followed by $14.3 billion for Israel amidst its conflict with Hamas. Biden's not forgetting about home though, earmarking $6.4 billion for the U.S. border and $1.2 billion to tackle the fentanyl crisis. 🚫💊
TL;DR ⏳: Biden's pulling out the big bucks, asking Congress for $105 billion. 💼
⚡ BulletList Roundup (10 Headlines)
📜 Kenneth Chesebro, Trump-supporting attorney, admits guilt in Georgia
🗳️ House GOP rejects Jordan for speaker role after third attempt
⚖️ Maryland judge tragically targeted following divorce and custody ruling
🛢️ Navigator abandons carbon capture pipeline project in Iowa
⚖️ Supreme Court halts limitations on Biden's push for social media post removals
🕊️ Hamas frees American hostages, Judith and Natalie Raanan, amidst ongoing Israel conflict
🚢 Finland points to Chinese vessel in damaged pipeline investigation
💸 U.S. deficit skyrockets to $1.7 trillion, doubling in 2023
🐦 X (Twitter) to introduce two subscription levels, announces Elon Musk
🎬 George Clooney and fellow stars pledge $150 million to resolve actors' strike
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